This one time I tripped
This one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
I fought the mermaid, and the mermaid won.
(Source: birdsorthebeez, via avender)
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
Fly, no. But he can leap over tall buildings!
(Source: boypart, via dystopianutahraptor)